Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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