It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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