I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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