Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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