How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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