entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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