I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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