Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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