I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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