I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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