dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
send nudes
from the living room?
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