so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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