I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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