I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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