I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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