Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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