And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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