Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
