is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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