ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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