Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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