I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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