these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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