he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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