You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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