Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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