D3 body, D1 cock
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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