And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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