Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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