respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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