flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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