ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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