Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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