check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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