No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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