on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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