I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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