I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Bring me that man meat
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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