He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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