but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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