ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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