Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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