I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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