am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
