the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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