i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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