It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
