I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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