if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
