video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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