would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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