big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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